Angry Man Pendant XL
Homer’s diamonds are formed under the supervision of a team of materials engineers in the United States.
At our factory, it takes a diamond to make a diamond: each diamond enters existence as a 1/400th carat natural diamond seed. Over the course of four weeks—the same amount of time needed to form a diamond within the earth’s mantle—machinery precision-deposits layers of carbon over the diamond seed, and subjects it to the tremendous pressure and white hot temperatures necessary to form the stones the old fashioned way.
The result is the real thing. Not a replica of a diamond, or a close approximation, or a sparkly stone of similar substance. Each diamond is cut, polished, and inspected to meet Homer’s exacting standards before being independently graded by the International Gem Institute.
The Angry Man Pendant features a large figure with his mouth wide open, his teeth inlaid with a set of braces made from eight lab-grown diamonds. Two more diamonds form his eyes. His body is made of solid rhodium plated recycled 925 silver. His posture is relaxed: like a frog on its back, he is sprawled out over the sand and dazed from the heat.